Gizmodo's fake iphone 4G leak

A prototype Iphone was lost in a bar in in Redwood City and amazingly made its way to Gizmodo:

After reading the Gizmodo article it is entirely evident that this phone prototype was leaked to Gizmodo by Apple themselves.  This viral marketing attempt is actually quite humorous as Gizmodo have infused what is obviously a list of Apple prerequisites to be included in the blog entry:

It feels completely natural up to your face, and the fact that both the front and the back are glossy makes no difference on how well you can hold it without the phone slipping. And because it's thinner, it feels even nicer in your pants.

I mean really, It feels natural to your face and pants, not the sort of typical tech perspective there Giz, enjoy your free hits while it lasts.

Destructotech Ltd is Apple revealed.

I have been trying to be more subjective in my opinions about Apple and its products but this was just to humorous not to post.

Apple is the legitimate front of the shadowy company Destructotech Ltd. They are an evil organisation which is slowly building up a huge share of all electronic devices in the world. All the devices are fitted with radio receivers and an extremely highly charged battery. This battery can be commanded via the radio receiver to unleash its charge into the user whenever the evil head of Destructotech, Dr. Sammy "the smiling shark" Sauron should choose.